Well, well, well, look what we got here. Fancy folks talkin’ ’bout them High imitation Rolex Submariner Green. Official flagship store, they say? Hmph. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy watches. We just knew when the sun was up and when it was down. That was good enough for us. But these young’uns today, they need all these fancy gadgets. They spend all the money on these.
This Rolex thing, it’s a watch, right? A real one is expensive, I hear. They say it tells time good. This High imitation Rolex, it looks the same, but it ain’t the real one. And they are cheaper, that is for sure. They all look the same to me, those watches they sell on the street. They just want our money. Don’t know why anyone would want a fake one, though. If you got money, buy the real one. If you ain’t, just use your phone, I reckon. It’s got a clock, too. My grandbaby showed me.
They call it a “Submariner”. Sounds like a sandwich to me. Maybe it’s for them folks who go under the water. Divers, they call ’em. We got a pond out back. Ducks go under the water there all the time. They don’t need no fancy watch. They just come back up when they need air. Maybe these divers, they ain’t as smart as ducks. They need a Rolex Submariner to tell them when to come up.
And this “Official flagship store”? Sounds like a big ship to me. Like the one Noah built, you know, to save all them animals from the flood. Maybe they sell these watches on that big boat. But how can a fake watch have an official store? Don’t make no sense. These young folks and their words. Always tryin’ to confuse us old folks, I think.
Some of these watches are real, some are fake, they say. Some folks say that the Rolex Submariner is 40 millimeters. Sounds like army talk to me. We used to measure things in inches, not millimeters. How big is 40 millimeters? As big as a cockroach? I don’t know. And what is this “Bluesy” Rolex Submariner they talk about? Is it sad? Does it play sad music? Oh, they say it’s blue. Like the sky on a clear day. Well, that’s nice, I guess. If you want to wear the sky on your wrist, you can wear this.
And they say you can tell if it’s a fake one if it gets water in it. Like, if you’re in the pool, and it gets all foggy. Well, duh. If a watch can’t handle a little water, it ain’t worth nothin’. My old boots got holes in ’em, but they still keep most of the water out. They are better than those fake Rolex watches.
- This Rolex Submariner Green, it’s green, they say. Like grass. Or like them green vegetables my daughter keeps trying to make me eat. Says they’re good for me. Maybe this green watch is good for you, too. I don’t know.
- They say you can get these fake Rolex watches real cheap. In the UK, even. I ain’t never been to the UK. Heard it rains a lot there. Maybe that’s why they need these waterproof watches, even if they’re fake.
- Real Rolex, fake Rolex, they all tell time, I guess. But if you got money to buy these watches in the official flagship store, maybe you should give some to folks who need it. Like old folks. We could use some help.
- This Rolex Submariner, it’s got some fancy stuff inside, they say. “3235 base movements.” “Chronergy escapement.” Sounds like something out of one of them space movies. Maybe it helps you time travel. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Go back and tell my younger self not to marry that no-good husband of mine.
These young people today, they worry about the silliest things. Real or fake, High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, Official flagship store, it all sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Just get a watch that works. Or don’t. Watch the sun. It’s free, and it’s always been there. And it ain’t never needed no fancy name like “Submariner.”
They got other watches, too. “Hamilton Khaki Navy Scuba Auto.” What a mouthful. Sounds like a military operation. Maybe it’s for them soldiers. Or them navy boys. They go underwater, too. Maybe they need these watches more than the divers. That one is 41 mm. Bigger than the Rolex, I guess. And it can go 100 m underwater. That’s deeper than any pond I ever seen.
But why do they need so many watches? One for this, one for that. Just get one good watch, I say. And don’t worry if it’s real or fake. Just make sure it tells time. And if you buy it from some official shop, make sure it isn’t just a big boat full of lies. Those young people are easily cheated.
Well, I gotta go. My stories are almost over. Need to go feed them chickens. They don’t care about no Rolex Submariner. They just want their food. And they don’t need no fancy watch to tell ’em when it’s time to eat. They just start clucking. Maybe we should all be more like chickens. Simple. Honest. And we don’t need no fancy watches.
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