This here watch, it’s somethin’ else. They call it the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” Classic Style. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I ain’t never been to no moon, but this watch, it’s got that kinda feel. Black as the night sky out here in the country, that’s for sure.
Big and Black Like a Tractor Tire
This ain’t no dainty little thing you wear to church. This here is a big watch. Big and black, like a tractor tire. They say it’s 44.5 mm across. I don’t know about all them numbers, but it’s big. Good for seein’ the time, I reckon. But it is thinner than the old one. This one is 13 mm. The old one is thicker. Good for them, they make a thinner one.
See Right Through It
And get this, you can kinda see right through it, to the inside, you see all them little gears and such. Like lookin’ at the guts of a machine. They did some fancy laser thing to it. I don’t know nothing about that. They say it looks like that side of the moon we always see. I guess so. I just see a whole lot of tiny parts movin’ around. It’s kinda neat, though.
- Big black watch
- Kinda see-through
- Lots of little parts
- Looks like the moon?
Price of a Good Used Truck
Now, I heard tell this watch costs a pretty penny. More than my old pickup truck, that’s for sure. But folks who like these fancy things, they don’t mind payin’. They got money to burn, I reckon. Me, I’d rather have a new set of tires for the truck, but that’s just me.
They got this thing where you can pay for it a little bit at a time. Thirty-six times, they said. That’s a lot of times. But I guess if you really want somethin’, you find a way to get it. That is what my old man used to say. It is good to have many choices to pay for it.
It’s a Man’s Watch, Mostly
Most of the folks I see wearin’ these big watches are men. Big, burly men with hairy arms. But I suppose a woman could wear it too, if she wanted to. Ain’t no rule against it. They say they have women’s watches and men’s watches. It is a good shop, I think.
They’re open from 11 in the mornin’ till 7 at night. Every day except Sunday. Sunday’s for church, you know. Or restin’. Or doin’ chores. You never really rest on a farm, always somethin’ to do.
They Have Many Watches
They say they have many watches. Many brands. If you are looking for one, just ask them. They have people to help you. They can tell you what is new. They want your business. It is a good thing, I think. More people buy things, they can make more money.
Strong Like Bull
This here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8, it’s a strong watch. Made to last, I bet. Like them old tractors, they just keep on runnin’. This watch, it’ll probably outlast me, that’s for sure.
CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 is Good for Showin’ Off
If you got one of these, you’re probably gonna want to show it off. Wear it to town, to the feed store, maybe even to church. Let folks see you got somethin’ special. Nothin’ wrong with a little pride, I reckon. Just don’t go gettin’ too big for your britches.
This here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” Classic Style, it’s a fine watch. For folks who like that kinda thing. Me, I’m happy with my old Timex. But this one, it sure is somethin’ to look at. Black as the night sky and full of all them little tickin’ parts. A real piece of work, that’s what it is. If you need a good watch, this one is a good choice. Many people like it. You can ask the people in the store about it. They will tell you everything.